An Elf on the Shelf joined our family tonight. Ian named him Bascoe. Let hilarity and hopefully better behavior ensue.
Trouble with the elf on a shelf started today already. Ian is concerned about Bascoe’s safety from his perch. He also asked if he flies to see Santa every night, Bill said yes. Ian’s response, “isn’t it easier to just call him on the phone?” We are in such trouble with this one.